LOST IN PASTE

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Chad Yenney was abducted by aliens and put to work as slave labor on the collage farms of Corborea 7. During his enslavement, he was forced to harvest the paste-like milk of the Prandarrean Squid, a disgusting beast that smelled like pimento cheese and Drakkar Noir. After years of abusive treatment at the hands of his captors, he was rescued by Marty Gordon and Craig van den Bosch. It was an accidental rescue in that Yenney was found submerged in a 55 gallon drum of paste that Gordon and van den Bosch had purchased for art purposes. Instead of dropping Yenney off at the nearest space station, Gordon and van den Bosch decided to let him travel with them because he had gas money and knew how to make French toast.

© 2020 CRAIG VAN DEN BOSCH

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